A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.
The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.
So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.
The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.
The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.
The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?
The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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He started chasing after the speeder .
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The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
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"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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A: Pregnant.
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The other to asked how.
She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
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She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
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The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."