Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.