Joke #4438

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.