Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.