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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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