Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.