Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.