Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.