Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”