Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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A: Captain Squid.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.