Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
