Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
