Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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A: By sailing on high C's.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.