Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."