Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: How do pirates make their money?
A: By hook or by crook!
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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A: By sailing on high C's.
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A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
