Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.