Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.