Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants."
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont." The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die." So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?" The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting." So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont." The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."