Joke #8771

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!

Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."