Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday night.
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"