A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.