What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.