Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
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A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.
She remembers her father's advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."
Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing.
She explains the advice her father had given her.
The driver says, "Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at the mall, now you can follow me over to the bank."
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!
A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.
She ran into one of her friends.
Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"
She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.
The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet.If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."
The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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