What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell... The father-in-law says: Rex...! Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry: Rex, be careful... With a very big relief, the girl farts again. Father-in-law says: Rex! Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."