Joke #5038

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.” “Just use the copier machine paper,” replied the other secretary. With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside. "No, but it's okay, I got the license plate number!"
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping? A: She forgot to close her eyes.
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
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