Joke #4469

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.