Joke #4469

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".