Joke #4469

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".