Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.