Joke #4469

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.