Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.