Joke #4469

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".