A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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