Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
I could never fight a gay guy. I don't know how to start. "I'm gonna beat your ass... I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!