Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up." 
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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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