Joke #1634

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked. "John," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "John," the guy answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy. "What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; John." he said. "No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."

Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.

4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.

Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."