Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit! 
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What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays?
A: Romeo and Julius.
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge.
He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought.
So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; John." he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."