Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit! 
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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a
dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.
Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying
"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.
I Had A Miscarriage."
He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage...
He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.
You didn't have a miscarraige.
You had diarrhea on a toad."
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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