Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.