A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde.
"Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t, they’re born that way!
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door.
One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?"
She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store.
"Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks.
The brunet hid in one that said CAT.
The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS.
When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other.
The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!".
So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!".
So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it.
The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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