What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine. 
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How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice.
He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days.
"Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day."
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?"
She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice.
What did you name the other one?"