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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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Three blondes enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: What are you girls celebrating? We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish. So? The barman asks. On the box wrought 2-4 years!
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
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How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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