What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine. 
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What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
"Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.
The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there.
The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns.
The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns.
The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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