What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."