Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!