Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."