Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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