Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
