Joke #12002

Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.