Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".