Joke #5099

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

A man and a blonde are at an ATM. The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"

During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.