Joke #5268

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!" "Okay," replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. "I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!" And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Vote:
has 27.23 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
Vote:
has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Vote:
has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Vote:
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
Vote:
has 71.44 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
Vote:
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road, and he set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started. After the first day, he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that she did an excellent job and how pleased he was with her progress. On the second day, she completed painting 2 miles of road. Her supervisor was surprised that on day one she had completed twice as much work, but did not say anything, as 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to look forward to the next day when he was sure she would pick up her speed again. On day 3 he was shocked to learn that in her 8 hour shift, she only completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her what was the problem, “On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road. Can I ask you, what is the problem?” “Well, she replied, I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can.”
Vote:
has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time, women, work
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Vote:
has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women