What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool?
Throw in your laundry.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't.
The guilt was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let It go Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dave... Daaaave... you're a veterinarian you sick bastard!"
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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