What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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