Q. How do men define a long-term relationship?
A. A second date.
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How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down."
The man is incredulous and asks why.
The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!
Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining.
She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!"
Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you."
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.