What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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