What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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