Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.