"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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15 people died.
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A: Everywhere.
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Two bums are sitting talking.
The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever!
This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground.
So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever."
The second bum just laughs,
"That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks.
You know what I did?
I fucked her all day long."
The other bum interrupts, "Bull!
You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."
The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?"
The other replies no.
"How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?"
To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
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