What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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