Joke #5137

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.

Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.

Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.

You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.