Joke #5137

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor