Joke #5137

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say?,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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