What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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