What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
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A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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A: Because they part for every little shit.
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The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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