What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" A: It hasn't come out yet.