Joke #5200

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. "I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.
Vote:
has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man? Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
Vote:
has 78.76 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
Vote:
has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: mean, men, wife
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
Vote:
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
Vote:
has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Vote:
has 19.32 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Vote:
has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
Vote:
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men