A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.
He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
A man parachuted out of an aeroplane and his chute did not open.
As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground.
As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replied in passing, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.