Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
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"Now you have to remove them."
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Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom?
A: I don’t know… ask your father.
Once upon a time, there was a king who thought that his officers were going to try to have sex with his queen.
So he made all of his officers put on tight pants and told them that if anyone got a boner their head would be chopped off.
So he lined them up and the queen came to the first one and took off her gown.
He got a boner, so that was the end of him.
Then she came to the next one and took off her gown, he got a boner and that was the end of him.
This went on until she came to the last one and took off gown, then her underthings and he didn't get a boner.
So she took off his clothes and started rolling on the floor with him, half an hour went by, then an hour, finally after two hours the king came in to see what was happening and as soon as the king came in the guy got a boner.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.