Joke #7531

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
Vote:
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen. The queen was so gorgeous that the king's ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her. One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom. Before leaving, he asked his three ministers to take good care of his queen and all his affairs during his absence. All three pronounced their loyalty. That night, when the queen was deep asleep the king placed a sharp blade inside her because he didn't trust his three ministers. The following week, the king returned and summoned his three ministers to the palace. He ordered all three to strip. To the king's surprise, two of them were penisless and the third was fine. The two unfaithful ministers were immediately executed. The king praised the third minister for his loyalty and asked him what he wished. "Aaaah, aaaaaaaaah," he replied.
Vote:
has 75.45 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: dirty, political, sex
A woman walks into her sex thearapist’s office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it? The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens. The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viagra worked, and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills? The therapist replies she dosn’t know but says to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sex was even better than the night before. She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills? The therapist once again tells her to give it a try. The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sex just keeps getting better and better. She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn’t know what a full bottle would do to a person. The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee. A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: "Are you the “idiot” who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viagra?" "Why yes young man I did?" "Why?" "Well mom’s dead, my sister’s Pregnant, my A– Hurts, and Dad just sits in the corner going, 'here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…'”
Vote:
has 76.41 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband, sex, women
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
Vote:
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Vote:
has 71.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Vote:
has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
Vote:
has 76.98 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady:Whats that? Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet. First Lady: Where did you get it? Second Lady : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
Vote:
has 85.68 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
Vote:
has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?" Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."
Vote:
has 69.06 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Vote:
has 73.49 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex