Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
because the grass tickles their balls :)
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.