Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.