Joke #5241

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.