Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.