Joke #5241

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.