Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.