Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'