Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.