Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."