Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!