Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".