Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.