Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.