Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"