Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.