Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.