Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.