Joke #5242

Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.