Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!