Joke #5242

Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.