Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.