Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.