Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.