Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.