Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.