Joke #8794

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.