Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.