Joke #8974

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.