I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.