I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.