I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.