Joke #8974

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.