Joke #8974

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!