Joke #8974

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.