I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.