Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.