Joke #4267

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.