Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!