Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.