Joke #5811

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.