Joke #5811

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.