Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.