Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."