Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck. 
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It finally dawned on her.
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She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
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A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.