Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.