How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store.
After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button.
Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continues to do this until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient.
"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "No chance! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm winning!"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "How many can you afford?"
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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