Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen.
He asks her if she would like to play a game.
She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends.
No one knows the answer.
So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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