Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping? A: She forgot to close her eyes.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.