Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses.
Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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