Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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