Joke #5288

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .

Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.