Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.