Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope it's not mine.
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.