Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
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Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.
One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?"
The other blonde says,"Well, duh!
Can you see California?"
A guy had a date with this really hot blonde.
He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line.
But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his d**k.
He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date.
The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's d**k really starts to hurt.
So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k to alleviate the burn.
The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."
There's a blonde walking down a trail.
She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left.
She sees another blonde on the other side.
She asks her "how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A:It takes too long to retrain them.
What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
Saliva.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11