Slut - "I hate you bitch"
Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!"
A: They were both blonds.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus.
It'll take you right there."
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus.
That was three hours ago.
Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.