Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."