Joke #713

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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