Joke #713

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. "Every blonde in the world will get two million." The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men. The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. "Now for your third wish." said the genie. "See that stick over there?", asked the brunette, "I want you to beat me half to death with it."
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has 79.64 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, genie, men, money
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 74.29 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid, time, travel
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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has 9.15 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde