Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.
She remembers her father's advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."
Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing.
She explains the advice her father had given her.
The driver says, "Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at the mall, now you can follow me over to the bank."
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!
How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo under a glass table!