Joke #713

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof? A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store. "Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks. The brunet hid in one that said CAT. The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS. When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other. The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!". So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!". So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it. The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, food, ginger
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid