Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo under a glass table!
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.