Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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A: They think their picture is being taken.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"