Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?
The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."
Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."
The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"
The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
A blonde rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother.
When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room.
He unzips his pants and takes out his penis.
The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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