Joke #4915

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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