How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.