Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.