A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”
The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”
“No, I drove here.”
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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