A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses.
Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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