What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?
A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday night.
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder .
When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it.
She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde.
"All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette.
In a quiet voice, she told the blonde:
"Here is the address of a friend of mine.
He owns a car repair shop around here.
Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles.
Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde.
"Why should I?
It only has 40,000 miles on it."
